I always wished I could do things with my mom like shop in the mall, share makeup secrets or go to the movies and watch romantic comedies. My wish never materialized. My mama behaved like a tomboy. She loved baseball and pitched with a strong right arm. She could care less about the latest fashion or the latest movies featured on the big screen. She never polished her fingernails. One day after elementary school, I walked into the house to find my mom all dolled up in front of the bathroom mirror, foundation crème, powder, eyebrow pencil and rouge all over the counter sink. “Who are you?” I asked, thrilled to see my mama putting on the Ritz. Makeup in place and blotted, she immediately took it off. “I don’t like the way it feels,” she exclaimed. She retired in Arizona and protected her dry lips with a light rose lipstick, the color of natural lips, a step above ChapStick. She wore it a few tim...
Oh no! She got clocked! LOL.
ReplyDeleteToo funny!
Happy Friday to you my sweet friend.
HUGS!
Kim
That's so funny! Right in the eyeball! LOL
ReplyDeleteP.S. I love seeing your smiling face at the top of your page, it makes me smile back at you everytime! :)
Poor thing...Susanna trying to knock mom out. HAHAHA.
ReplyDeleteHope you are doing well.
Love, hugs, and prayers, andrea
Aren't children just the sweetest and most unpredictable things in all the world. What a blessing. Wonderful memories. Hugs, Marty
ReplyDeletelol, That is cute.
ReplyDeleteI can't think of a better way to celebrate Friday Funnies! Priceless!
ReplyDeleteLove and Hugs ~ Kat
I can laugh today my sister that's why I headed over here...finally...That was awesome, I mean, not the auntie being poked, but Susanna! :)
ReplyDeleteMy son for the 1st time last night slept well and there was no more headache this morning. Just want to take this opportunity to thank you [not even the right word to say] for constantly keeping us in your prayers. Love you sister Mary and have a wonderful time with your family, especially with Susanna. If I were you, I would wear glasses or shades if you play "Patty Cake" with her :)
A funny OUCH!!! too cute!
ReplyDeleteHere is "My Friday☺Funnies"
Have a Great♥Weekend!
oh Mary she is just precious!!! Best Friday Funny EVER!!
ReplyDeleteThanks for letting us have fun with you all
Love you!!
LOL How extremely cute!!! I love coming here on Fridays. You always make me laugh.
ReplyDeleteSusanna doesn't know her own strength. You go girl baby! LOL.
ReplyDeleteSending hugs to you today Mary.
Love,
Debbie
My granddaughter almost broker her other grandmother's nose doing something like that!
ReplyDeleteGod bless,
Mary
Oh, my goodness! I know that hurt, but it was really cute!
ReplyDeleteThank you for making me smile this evening.
Blessings to you,
Andrea
Really funny, lol
ReplyDeleteThe girl's got a mean right punch! LOL Hope Aunty Amy isn't seeing stars anymore! THIS was a great Friday Funny, I'm tellin' ya!
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