I always wished I could do things with my mom like shop in the mall, share makeup secrets or go to the movies and watch romantic comedies. My wish never materialized. My mama behaved like a tomboy. She loved baseball and pitched with a strong right arm. She could care less about the latest fashion or the latest movies featured on the big screen. She never polished her fingernails. One day after elementary school, I walked into the house to find my mom all dolled up in front of the bathroom mirror, foundation crème, powder, eyebrow pencil and rouge all over the counter sink. “Who are you?” I asked, thrilled to see my mama putting on the Ritz. Makeup in place and blotted, she immediately took it off. “I don’t like the way it feels,” she exclaimed. She retired in Arizona and protected her dry lips with a light rose lipstick, the color of natural lips, a step above ChapStick. She wore it a few tim...
Cute! :)
ReplyDeleteOh that's funny! And a bit disturbing. LOL!!!!
ReplyDeleteHave a great weekend!!
Kim
I have to agree with Kim ... a bit disturbing and a whole lot of funny!!! LOL
ReplyDeleteBlessings,
Bren
Hi Saleslady,
ReplyDeleteThat video clip brought about an unexpected reason to laugh! Thank you for giving me a reason to smile.
Have a wonderful weekend.
Blessings and peace.
MTJ
LOL! Oh, no!
ReplyDeleteLOL....Eeewww.....
ReplyDeleteOne hurdle over, but the battle is not over yet. Thank you for your prayers sister Mary...May everything be brought under the Light! Love and blessings...
Toooo funny, Mary!
ReplyDeleteLove your new header :)
ROTFL! Oh that was good!
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh!!! That is the best ever!! We are rollin here .....stinkin hilarious Mary!
ReplyDeleteLove it and I love you!! Happy Friday and thanks for the laugh!!
That was a surprise! Thanks for the laugh!! :)
ReplyDeleteoh funny! got me laughing good
ReplyDeleteHa! oh ha! thanks for the giggle
:)