Friday Funnies ~ Thanksgiving Dinner Conversations



Suggestions to Liven Up Thanksgiving Dinner


1. Load your plate up high; take it to the kitchen, toss it all in the blender and take your "shake" back to the table. Announce that it's the new Thanksgiving Weight Loss Shake.

2. When everyone says, in turn, what they are thankful for, say, "I'm thankful I didn't get caught," and refuse to say anything more.

3. Bring a date that only talks about the tragic and abusive conditions known to exist at turkey farms.

4. During mid-meal, turn to Mom and say, "See mom, I told you they wouldn't notice that the turkey was past the expiration date. You were worried for nothing."

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Comments

  1. Oh my goodness, I'm laughing my **** off over here! This is the best holiday piece I've seen in ages.
    Love ya!
    Myra

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  2. You always make me smile:)

    Love, hugs, and prayers,
    andrea

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  3. Oh My! I might try the second one. LOL!
    Thanks for the laugh my friend.
    HUGS
    Kim

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  4. Oh, these are just too good!!! It almost made me gag to think of all that food mixed up in the blender...GROSS!!! ;-) HOPE you have a great weekend!

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  5. This is cute...I love number four! :) Have a great weekend!

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  6. Hi Mary -

    Thank you for the chuckle.

    Love the photo, lady.

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