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I'm linking to Kim at Homesteader's Heart for Friday Funnies! Wishing you all a fun-filled weekend.

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  1. Kathleen March 18, 2011 at 6:47 AM

    Oh my goodness, Maxine just cracks me up! On so many levels she's my role model (especially now that she's quit smoking)!

    I love your laughter collection, friend.

    Giggling,
    Kathleen

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  2. Kim @ Homesteader's HeartMarch 18, 2011 at 12:27 PM

    LOL! Oh too funny. Maxine is always good for a laugh. She tells it like it is doesn't she? Ha! ha!
    Have a great weekend Mary.

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  3. Debbie PetrasMarch 18, 2011 at 1:18 PM

    Oh wow, you picked some good ones Mary! I had to chuckle at each one.

    Have a wonderful weekend.

    Love,
    Debbie

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  4. Beth E.March 18, 2011 at 5:33 PM

    Hahaha...my sentiments, exactly! ;-)

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  5. Janis Van KeurenMarch 18, 2011 at 7:10 PM

    Hi
    Just wanted to let you know that I sent my email to your email address. Hope to hear back from you soon so that I can send you Ann's book.

    Blessings,
    Janis

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