I always wished I could do things with my mom like shop in the mall, share makeup secrets or go to the movies and watch romantic comedies. My wish never materialized. My mama behaved like a tomboy. She loved baseball and pitched with a strong right arm. She could care less about the latest fashion or the latest movies featured on the big screen. She never polished her fingernails. One day after elementary school, I walked into the house to find my mom all dolled up in front of the bathroom mirror, foundation crème, powder, eyebrow pencil and rouge all over the counter sink. “Who are you?” I asked, thrilled to see my mama putting on the Ritz. Makeup in place and blotted, she immediately took it off. “I don’t like the way it feels,” she exclaimed. She retired in Arizona and protected her dry lips with a light rose lipstick, the color of natural lips, a step above ChapStick. She wore it a few tim...
Oh I wish I couldn't relate to that so much. LOL!
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Kim
Really a funny one!
ReplyDeleteMy grandson calls me Nana... Children here call their grandmothers "Lola" but he couldn't say the L yet, so the name "Nana" has stuck. And I love it!
Have a fun filled weekend!
Love
Lidj
LOL, it's working for me, as well! Thanks ever so for starting my day with a merry heart!
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Funny,..love it.
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-LazyonLoblolly
HA! You crack me up! I love these Friday funnies... somehow by Friday, I always seem to need a good laugh! :)
ReplyDeleteI love "Maxine!" This is a good one! I guess we have something in common.
ReplyDeleteHave a great weekend sister and God bless you and protect you always. Thank you for your prayers and keeping you in mine! Love to you!
Have a blessed week end!
ReplyDeleteI posted something today. Good to be back but not sure i can post as often as i would before due to work.
How funny! And I loved all of the beautiful pictures that you posted below too!
ReplyDeleteBig Fat Mama
Very cute Mary! I love to read your Friday funnies. It's good to be able to laugh.
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Debbie
ha, very funny, lol
ReplyDeleteHaw haw! Now that's my kind of 'low-fat.' Thanks for the laugh!
ReplyDeleteOh that's good!
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