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I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particulary dirty and shabby looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked "If I give you this money, will you go shopping instead of buying food?" I asked. "No, I don't waste time shopping," the homeless woman said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."

"Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?" I asked. "Are you nuts!" replied the homeless woman. I haven't had my hair done in 20 years.

"Well, I am not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out to dinner with my husband and me tonight." The homeless woman was shocked. "Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know that I'm dirty and I probably smell pretty disgusting."

I said, "That's okay. It is important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, and hair appointments.




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  1. Oh Mary! THAT is funny! I need to remember that one.

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  2. Oh I love that joke but the picture is what finishes is off with a bang! LOL!
    Happy Friday my friend.
    Kim

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  3. Oh Mary !! I always LOVE your FF!! Happy Friday my dear friend!!
    Love you

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  4. My goodness . . . my goodness . . . what am I going to do with you?
    You know I need prayer today and a good laugh!!! Thank you my friend.
    Please pray for me too. I sense spirtual warfare near me.
    Blessings,
    Bren

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  5. Woo Hoo, that is so funny, lol

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  6. OMGoodness, that is hilarious!! Will definitely be showing my sweet hubby so that never crosses his mind!!

    Love and Blessings to you my friend!!

    I am having a giveaway, posted yesterday!! Come by and sign up if you get a chance!!

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  7. Oh, toooo funny! I'm going to show Duller this when he gets home. Oh, wait, I gave up shopping and hair appointments years ago... HEY, that's my picture! LOLOL!

    Love ya loads, sweet thang!
    Have a JESUS-filled day! ^i^

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  8. Gotta' share this with my DH, too! LOL...I'm glad there's no one around me to hear I'm cracking up right now. I must have looked crazy from outside the window though to those who'll see me. God bless sister. Have a great weekend!

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  9. hi mary. got here from denise's site. thank you for your prayers for lanie and her family. it is very much appreciated. it is so unfortunate that things like this happen, but they do. things are done differently here in the philippines. even i was furious when i learned about it. but i know our God is a great God and He will make a way.

    thank you for praying. God bless you.

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  10. LOL Or leaving the house a mess when they think we do nothing all day.

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