A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem they had never before shared with anyone, not even each other. The Groom-to-be, overcoming his fear, decided to ask his father for advice. "Father," he said, "I am deeply concerned about the success of my marriage." His father replied, "Don't you love this girl?" "Oh yes, very much," he said," but you see, I have very smelly feet, and I'm afraid that my fiancé will be put off by them." "No problem," said dad, "all you have to do is wash your feet as often as possible, and always wear socks, even to bed." Well, to him this seemed a workable solution. The bride-to-be, overcoming her fear, decided to take her problem up with her mom." Mom," she said, "When I wake up in the morning my breath is truly awful." "Honey," her mother consoled, "everyone has
You always make me smile. Hope you are continuing to enjoy your time with your precious Susanna!
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andrea
Oh that first one just cracked me up!
ReplyDeleteThe second one reminds me of some friends of mine who never check their emails. Why have email? LOL!
Have a fabulous day my friend.
Kim
tooo funny :) you always make me smile Mary!
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous weekend and I am just a wee bit jealous to know you are going to be listening to pastor miles this weekend ;) How awesome!!
Love you!
LOL! I'm sometimes one of those friends who forgets to check email. 8-} Thanks ever so for sharing a merry heart!
ReplyDeleteHave a JESUS-filled day! ^i^
The first one reminded me of some co-workers! :)
ReplyDeletePraying all is well with you sister and God bless. Thanks for making us smile every week! Love to you.
Always so funny! What a horrible way to find out you don't have a job!!
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Another home run, Mary! I so look forward to stopping by for a dose of "happy" each Friday!
ReplyDeleteYou are so funny, lol thanks for sharing.
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