Friday Funnies




Wishing everybody a happy Friday. Kim at Homesteader's Heart has more laughs for you. Be sure to visit her!

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  1. You always make me smile. Hope you are continuing to enjoy your time with your precious Susanna!
    Blessings, hugs, and prayers,
    andrea

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  2. Oh that first one just cracked me up!
    The second one reminds me of some friends of mine who never check their emails. Why have email? LOL!
    Have a fabulous day my friend.
    Kim

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  3. tooo funny :) you always make me smile Mary!

    Have a fabulous weekend and I am just a wee bit jealous to know you are going to be listening to pastor miles this weekend ;) How awesome!!

    Love you!

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  4. LOL! I'm sometimes one of those friends who forgets to check email. 8-} Thanks ever so for sharing a merry heart!

    Have a JESUS-filled day! ^i^

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  5. The first one reminded me of some co-workers! :)

    Praying all is well with you sister and God bless. Thanks for making us smile every week! Love to you.

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  6. Always so funny! What a horrible way to find out you don't have a job!!

    Love and Blessings

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  7. Another home run, Mary! I so look forward to stopping by for a dose of "happy" each Friday!

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  8. You are so funny, lol thanks for sharing.

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