A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says: “Clocked you at 80 miles per hours, Sir.” The driver says: “Gee, Officer, I had it on cruise control at 60; perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.” Not looking up from her knitting, the wife says: “Now don’t be silly, dear—you know that this car doesn’t have cruise control.”
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls. “Can’t you please keep your mouth shut for once?” The wife smiles demurely and says: “Well, dear, you should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did or your speed would have been higher.” As the officer makes out the second ticket for illegal radar detector unit, the man growls at his wife and says through clenched teeth, “Woman, can’t you keep your mouth shut?”
The officer frowns and says, “And I notice that you are not wearing your seat belt, Sir.” “That’s an automatic $75 fine.” The driver says: “Yeah, well, you see, Officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket. The wife says, “Now, dear, you know very well that you didn’t have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you’re driving.
And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket, the driver turns to his wife and barks, “Will you please shut up??” The officer looks over at the woman and asks, “Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma’am?”
(I love this part)
'Only when he's been drinking.!! '
You better laugh today; it’s Friday and time to connect with Kim at Friday Funnies!
OH MY GOODNESS! That is soooo funny!
ReplyDeleteHave mercy! Thank you for the laugh my friend. You always have good ones!
Have a fabulous weekend.
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Kim
OMGosh!!! That is hilarious!! Thanks for the laugh!!
ReplyDeleteHave a funny Friday!!
That's hilarious! Thanks for the laugh this morning!
ReplyDeleteHappy day!
Nancy
I needed to come by here as it has been a rough week...and you brought a smile and chuckles...I so needed that my friend.
ReplyDeleteLove you so much.
Hugs,
Alleluiabelle
Hilarious!! These Friday Funnies are so much fun!!
ReplyDeleteOH! LOLOLOLOLOLOL....
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laugh!!! ;-)
ReplyDeleteLOL! Too funny!
ReplyDeleteHappy weekend Mary!
love it...thanks for the laugh
ReplyDeleteSo funny! Love the last line! Ha! Have a great weekend sister Mary and God bless you.
ReplyDeleteHello Mary,
ReplyDeleteLOL...loved the Friday Funny post you did today! Thanks for sharing.
Mary ~ that is tooooo funny! Mom and I were driving home from a funeral and I pulled this up and we got a much needed good laugh !! Thank you sooo much!
ReplyDeleteI love you and pray you have a blessed weekend!
Now this is funny :)
ReplyDeleteSo funny, lol
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