How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?
Charismatics: Only 1
their hands are already in the air.
One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirits of darkness.
Lights will go on and off at predestined times.
Baptists: At least 15.
One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken. .....and they all said, "Amen!"
One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk about how much better the old one was.
whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Bring a bulb of your choice to the Sunday lighting service and a covered dish to pass.
What's a light bulb?
The congregation will sit quietly thinking and meditating on light bulb changing.
One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.
Lutherans don't believe in change.
Eastern Orthodox: Three to look into purchasing the bulb for as inexpensive as possible and 50 to plan the ethnic festival for the light bulb changing
Catholics: None - Candles only.
Thank you, Kim, for hosting Friday Funnies!