SYLVIA:   Hi! Wanda.   WANDA:  Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?   SYLVIA:  I froze to death.   WANDA:  How horrible!   SYLVIA:  It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from  the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy,  and finally died a peaceful death.  What about you?   WANDA:  I died of a massive heart attack.  I suspected that my husband was cheating,  so I came home early to catch him in the act.  But instead, I found him all by himself  in the den watching TV.   SYLVIA:  So, what happened?   WANDA:  I was so sure there was another woman  there somewhere that I started running  all over the house looking. I ran up into  the attic and searched, and down into the  basement. Then I went through every closet  and checked under all the beds. I kept this up  until I had looked everywhere, and finally  I became so exhausted that I just keeled over  with a heart attack and died.   SYLVIA:  Too bad you didn't look in the freezer  ---we'd both still be alive.