Resume of Jesus Christ

The Resume of Jesus Christ

Address: Ephesians 1:20
Phone: Romans 10:13
Website: The Bible. Keywords: Christ, Lord, Savior and Jesus

My name is Jesus -The Christ . Many call me Lord!

I've sent you my resume because I'm seeking the top management position in your heart.
Please consider my accomplishments as set forth in my resume.

I founded the earth and established the heavens, (See Proverbs 3:19)
I formed man from the dust of the ground, (See Genesis 2:7)
I breathed into man the breath of life, (See Genesis 2:7)
I redeemed man from the curse of the law, (See Galatians 3:13)
The blessings of the Abrahamic Covenant comes upon your life through me, (See Galatians 3:14)
Occupational Background

I've only had one employer, (See Luke 2:49 ).
I've never been tardy, absent, disobedient, slothful or disrespectful.
My employer has nothing but rave reviews for me, (See Matthew 3:15 -17)
Skills Work Experiences

Some of my skills and work experiences include: empowering the poor to be poor no more, healing the brokenhearted, setting the captives free, healing the sick, restoring sight to the blind and setting at liberty them that are bruised, (See Luke 4:18).
I am a Wonderful Counselor, (See Isaiah 9:6). People who listen to me shall dwell safely and shall not fear evil, (See Proverbs 1:33 ).
Most importantly, I have the authority, ability and power to cleanse you of your sins, (See I John 1:7-9)
Educational Background

I encompass the entire breadth and length of knowledge, wisdom and understanding, (See Proverbs 2:6).
In me are hid all of the treasures of wisdom and knowledge, (See Colossians 2:3).
My Word is so powerful; it has been described as being a lamp unto your feet and a light unto your path, (See Psalms 119:105).
I can even tell you all of the secrets of your heart, (See Psalms 44:21).
Major Accomplishments
I was an active participant in the greatest Summit Meeting of all times, (See Genesis 1:26 ).
I laid down my life so that you may live, (See II Corinthians 5:15 ).
I defeated the archenemy of God and mankind and made a show of them openly, (See Colossians 2:15 ).
I've miraculously fed the poor, healed the sick and raised the dead!
There are many more major accomplishments, too many to mention here. You can read them on my website, which is located at: www dot - the BIBLE. You don't need an Internet connection or computer to access my website.
Believers and followers worldwide will testify to my divine healing, salvation, deliverance, miracles, restoration and supernatural guidance
In Summation
Now that you've read my resume, I'm confident that I'm the only candidate uniquely qualified to fill this vital position in your heart. In summation, I will properly direct your paths, (See Proverbs 3:5-6), and lead you into everlasting life, (See John 6:47 ). When can I start? Time is of the essence, (See Hebrews 3:15 ).

My girlfriend, Kay, emailed me this today and I had to share it with you! I'm linking this post to Spiritual Sundays.


  1. Love it Mary!!
    Aint that the Truth!!! :)

    Deborah xo

  2. Who could resist but someone who ignored His qualifications?

    God bless you sister.

  3. This was great!!

    I'm so lucky to have "hired" the Lord to run my life! He is eminently qualified!


  4. He certainly is over qualified. I pray that everyone finds room in their heart for the One and Only!

    Blessings, Debbie

  5. Thanks for sharing this with us Mary!

    Jesus, no other like Him!

    Much love!

  6. Wow, how could anyone turn down a resume like that. Thanks for sharing it.

  7. I love it! What a wonderful resume. I think He's capable of handling my life. Thanks for the reminder of how great He is!

  8. When I worked as a human resource manager, I sometimes read hundreds of resumes each year.

    This one was a real attention -getter. :)

    He's hired!!!

    blessings to you - Marsha

  9. This is soooo good, Mary!
    I hope you won't mind if I "share" it with a precious, non-bloggy friend.

    'Was just over at Carrie's "place" to watch Susanna's video, for like the 5th time. She is soooo cute!

    Wishing you a blessed weekend!

  10. Hi Mary -

    Great display about the truths of our Blessed Savior and Lord.

    This was a delightful and fun read.
    Thank you so much for sharing it, Mary.


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