Friday Funnies - Speed

A doctor goes out and buys the best car on the market, a
brand new Ferrari GTO. It is also the most expensive car in
the world, and it costs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light.

An old man on a Moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up
next to him. The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car
and asks, "What kind of car ya got there, sonny?"

The doctor replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million
dollars!" "That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost
so much?" "Because this car can do up to 250 miles an hour!" states
the doctor proudly. The Moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"

"No problem," replies the doctor.

So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks
around. Then, sitting back on his Moped, the old man says,
"That's a pretty nice car, all right... but I'll stick with
my Moped!" Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show
the old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and
within 30 seconds, the speedometer reads 150 mph.

Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear. Then,
WHHHOOOOOOSSSSSHHH! Something whips by him going much
faster! "What on earth could be going faster than my
Ferrari?" the doctor asks himself. He floors the accelerator
and takes the Ferrari up to 175 mph.

Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the
Moped! Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it
more gas and passes the Moped at 210 mph.


He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and
sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN!

Astounded by the speed of his old guy, he floors the gas
pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 250 mph.

Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped bearing down on him

The Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing he can do!

Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari,
demolishing the rear end.

The doctor stops and jumps out and, unbelievably, the old
man is still alive. He runs up to the mangled old man and
says, "Oh my gosh! Is there anything I can do for you?"

The old man whispers, "Yeah ... unhook my suspenders from
your side mirror."

Happy Friday! For more funnies, join Kim at Homesteader's Heart!


  1. Hi friend,

    I always enjoy your Friday Funnies!

    Have a blessed weekend! Love you.

  2. I love your Friday Funnies, Mary! I always end up chuckling.

  3. Who doesn't want to laugh? Thank you for this. Have a great weekend sister Mary. Please pray for an easy transition for me and my family as we start our new schedule [night crew] this week. Blessings and love to you.

  4. How funny!!! have a good weekend :)

  5. OH HAVE MERCY! That's hilarious. You find some good ones my friend.

    Have a great weekend.

  6. Oh Mary!! This was too, too funny!

    I just had the funniest picture in my head! Thank you for making me laugh today - out loud! I really needed it.


  7. Mary I can always count on laughing here on Fridays for sure!! I certainly have missed that and YOU!! :)

  8. Oh my heavens!! That is tooo funny :) got a mental picture on this one hahaha

    Have a blessed weekend my friend! Love you ♥

  9. Hi SalesLady371 -

    This was funny. Chuckles for sure!

    Thank you for the humor.


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