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Friday Funnies ~ Expert Testimony

If you ever testified in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the police officer's credibility . . .

Q: 'Officer --- did you see my client fleeing the scene?'
A: 'No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.'
Q: 'Officer -- who provided this description?'
A: 'The officer who responded to the scene.'
Q: 'A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?'
A: 'Yes, sir. With my life.'
Q: 'With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?'
A: 'Yes sir, we do!'
Q: 'And do you have a locker in the room?'
A: 'Yes sir, I do.'
Q: 'And do you have a lock on your locker?'
A: 'Yes sir.'
Q: 'Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?'
A: 'You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.'

The courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and a prompt recess was called. The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's 'best comeback' line ... and we think he'll win.





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Comments

  1. Too funny!!

    Have a fabulous weekend!!

    Love and Blessings

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  2. LOL...Thank you for another FF! Have a great weekend sister Mary. Praying God's blessings over you and your family! Thank you for yours!

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  3. Fact truly is funnier than fiction!

    I hope YOU'RE having a great laugh today, too, my friend.

    Hugs,
    Kathleen

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  4. Luv it!!

    Have a blessed weekend, Mary!!

    HE IS FAITHFUL!!

    Love and Hugs! : ))
    Jackie

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  5. ROFL! Thanks, I needed that! Can't wait to share it.

    Have a JESUS-filled day!

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  6. OH Yeah! That's good.
    Have a great day my friend.
    HUGS!
    Kim

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  7. You always make me smile!
    Blessings, hugs, and prayers,
    andrea


    PS: Please pray for my extended family. There is MUCH going on!! Only GOD can handle, deal with, or fix any of it!!

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  8. What a great response!! :)

    Have a wonderful weekend!

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