Friday Funnies ~ Expert Testimony

If you ever testified in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the police officer's credibility . . .

Q: 'Officer --- did you see my client fleeing the scene?'
A: 'No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.'
Q: 'Officer -- who provided this description?'
A: 'The officer who responded to the scene.'
Q: 'A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?'
A: 'Yes, sir. With my life.'
Q: 'With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?'
A: 'Yes sir, we do!'
Q: 'And do you have a locker in the room?'
A: 'Yes sir, I do.'
Q: 'And do you have a lock on your locker?'
A: 'Yes sir.'
Q: 'Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?'
A: 'You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.'

The courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and a prompt recess was called. The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's 'best comeback' line ... and we think he'll win.

Join Kim and the funny ladies at Friday Funnies for more laughs. Have a safe and fun weekend!


  1. Too funny!!

    Have a fabulous weekend!!

    Love and Blessings

  2. LOL...Thank you for another FF! Have a great weekend sister Mary. Praying God's blessings over you and your family! Thank you for yours!

  3. Fact truly is funnier than fiction!

    I hope YOU'RE having a great laugh today, too, my friend.


  4. Luv it!!

    Have a blessed weekend, Mary!!


    Love and Hugs! : ))

  5. ROFL! Thanks, I needed that! Can't wait to share it.

    Have a JESUS-filled day!

  6. OH Yeah! That's good.
    Have a great day my friend.

  7. You always make me smile!
    Blessings, hugs, and prayers,

    PS: Please pray for my extended family. There is MUCH going on!! Only GOD can handle, deal with, or fix any of it!!

  8. What a great response!! :)

    Have a wonderful weekend!


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