I vote for more purses, toothbrushes, cups, storybooks, and Halloween costumes that feature Abigail of the Old Testament. She is a heroin worthy to emulate, in my opinion, even more than Cinderella. Once upon a time, there was a kind woman by the name of Abigail who lived with a surly man who liked to drink a lot and have parties. One time, King David and his army were very hungry and entered the surly man’s homestead and asked if they could come to his barbecue. The king had a right to ask because he and his men protected the homestead’s boundary lines. The surly man said “No. Get off my property.” The King had a temper and became offended. Surly drunk + spiteful King = War In the meantime, Abigail heard about the situation and spent hours baking cinnamon rolls for the King and his army. She dismounted from her horse and presented the King with her peace offering. She bowed low and greeted the King and asked his forgi...
OH my goodness! I am so LAUGHING OUT LOUD! That was hilarious!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou have the best jokes my friend. Thank you so much for that one!!
Love you and have a great Thanksgiving!!!
Hugs
Kim
You always make me smile, lol
ReplyDeleteLOL! Love it!! Don't mess with Granny!
ReplyDeleteOh My goodness and I sooooo laughing out loud as welll.....that was great!!! I agree with Kim you have the BEST jokes!!
ReplyDeleteHappy Friday my sweet friend
Where is the world do you find these things?? So funny!!!
ReplyDeleteLove coming here every Fridays!!! Yours is the BEST! Laughing so hard here that this "80" yr. old woman [ME], herself, almost lost her dentures! I wonder if those attorneys moved to the county where I work now? hmmm...
ReplyDeleteBut that judge must said, "Na...na..." out of fear!
Cracked me up.....LOL, LOL!!
ReplyDeletePraying for you and yours!
Love and Sweet Blessings!
Jackie
I saw this yesterday and had one good laugh. Glad you picked it up and posted it. Next time, they'll think twice about asking her any questions.
ReplyDeleteLove and Hugs ~ Kat
ROFL!!! That is so funny...I love it!
ReplyDeleteHave a wonderful Friday!
Mary
Go granny! Love it. Thanks for making my smile this day. Hope you received your ornament safely. Blessings and peace to you this Thanksgiving week.
ReplyDelete~elaine
Always love my visits here. Thks for the laugh!
ReplyDelete~Silver
Sweet Friend,
ReplyDeleteI popped in to say "Have a wonderful Thanksgiving" and that I love you dear friend. May love, peace, comfort, joy and so much more bless you and your family tomorrow and throughout the many days ahead.
Many prayers & {{{Hugs}}},
Alleluiabelle
Like sis Abelle, remembering you on this special holiday because I'm thankful for your friendship! and being a prayer buddy! To God be the glory for bringing us all, blogging friends and having that unity that comes from His love. Sister, enjoy that turkey and all the stuffing and sides and pumpkin pie? Yumm...We'll have coffee later :) Love you sis Mary! I hope that your daughter is pretty much well healed now! What a joy to have her be healed in time for her to enjoy this special time with you...Enjoy your "pumpkin" too [Susanna]...God bless you all abundantly!
ReplyDeleteHappy Thanksgiving and may God bless you abundantly :)
ReplyDeleteHi sweet friend,
ReplyDeleteI wanted to personally drop by to see you today and wish you a Happy Thanksgiving. I hope your day is going well.
I am thankful for your friendship and words of wisdom we share through blogging!
Yoli :)
I just wanted to stop by and wish you a happy Thanksgiving.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Debbie