I always wished I could do things with my mom like shop in the mall, share makeup secrets or go to the movies and watch romantic comedies. My wish never materialized. My mama behaved like a tomboy. She loved baseball and pitched with a strong right arm. She could care less about the latest fashion or the latest movies featured on the big screen. She never polished her fingernails. One day after elementary school, I walked into the house to find my mom all dolled up in front of the bathroom mirror, foundation crème, powder, eyebrow pencil and rouge all over the counter sink. “Who are you?” I asked, thrilled to see my mama putting on the Ritz. Makeup in place and blotted, she immediately took it off. “I don’t like the way it feels,” she exclaimed. She retired in Arizona and protected her dry lips with a light rose lipstick, the color of natural lips, a step above ChapStick. She wore it a few tim...
OH my goodness! I am so LAUGHING OUT LOUD! That was hilarious!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou have the best jokes my friend. Thank you so much for that one!!
Love you and have a great Thanksgiving!!!
Hugs
Kim
You always make me smile, lol
ReplyDeleteLOL! Love it!! Don't mess with Granny!
ReplyDeleteOh My goodness and I sooooo laughing out loud as welll.....that was great!!! I agree with Kim you have the BEST jokes!!
ReplyDeleteHappy Friday my sweet friend
Where is the world do you find these things?? So funny!!!
ReplyDeleteLove coming here every Fridays!!! Yours is the BEST! Laughing so hard here that this "80" yr. old woman [ME], herself, almost lost her dentures! I wonder if those attorneys moved to the county where I work now? hmmm...
ReplyDeleteBut that judge must said, "Na...na..." out of fear!
Cracked me up.....LOL, LOL!!
ReplyDeletePraying for you and yours!
Love and Sweet Blessings!
Jackie
I saw this yesterday and had one good laugh. Glad you picked it up and posted it. Next time, they'll think twice about asking her any questions.
ReplyDeleteLove and Hugs ~ Kat
ROFL!!! That is so funny...I love it!
ReplyDeleteHave a wonderful Friday!
Mary
Go granny! Love it. Thanks for making my smile this day. Hope you received your ornament safely. Blessings and peace to you this Thanksgiving week.
ReplyDelete~elaine
Always love my visits here. Thks for the laugh!
ReplyDelete~Silver
Sweet Friend,
ReplyDeleteI popped in to say "Have a wonderful Thanksgiving" and that I love you dear friend. May love, peace, comfort, joy and so much more bless you and your family tomorrow and throughout the many days ahead.
Many prayers & {{{Hugs}}},
Alleluiabelle
Like sis Abelle, remembering you on this special holiday because I'm thankful for your friendship! and being a prayer buddy! To God be the glory for bringing us all, blogging friends and having that unity that comes from His love. Sister, enjoy that turkey and all the stuffing and sides and pumpkin pie? Yumm...We'll have coffee later :) Love you sis Mary! I hope that your daughter is pretty much well healed now! What a joy to have her be healed in time for her to enjoy this special time with you...Enjoy your "pumpkin" too [Susanna]...God bless you all abundantly!
ReplyDeleteHappy Thanksgiving and may God bless you abundantly :)
ReplyDeleteHi sweet friend,
ReplyDeleteI wanted to personally drop by to see you today and wish you a Happy Thanksgiving. I hope your day is going well.
I am thankful for your friendship and words of wisdom we share through blogging!
Yoli :)
I just wanted to stop by and wish you a happy Thanksgiving.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Debbie