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Friday Funnies



It's Friday and time to encourage each other with some laughs. Kim, the Queen of Fun, hosts Friday Funnies so be sure to laugh a little with her today. Here's my joke:


How I learned to mind my own business:

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting, '13....13....13.' The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see what was going on..... Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick! Then they all started shouting '14....14....14'...




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  1. Kim @ Homesteader's HeartOctober 2, 2009 at 10:38 AM

    Oh girl! That was too funny!!! You always have the best jokes!! Keep em' coming!
    HUGS!!!!
    Kim

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  2. rcubesOctober 2, 2009 at 10:56 AM

    Ouch! Like that saying..."curiosity kills a cat?" Have a great weekend sister Mary! Thank you for making us laugh every Fri. God bless you. Love you in Christ.

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  3. Heart2HeartOctober 2, 2009 at 3:04 PM

    Oh I had to pass this one along to all the members of my household in shouting distance. You just gotta love this!

    I too, have become an avid follower of yours. Your blog looks fun and inviting and I hope you come back soon and join my family!

    Love and Hugs ~ Kat

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  4. AndreaOctober 2, 2009 at 3:10 PM

    heeeheeeheee!

    I have posted another group of awards on arise 2 write and you darling deserve them all....so jump on over and grab them.

    Love you, andrea

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  5. DeniseOctober 2, 2009 at 4:16 PM

    Funny, lol

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  6. Mevely317October 2, 2009 at 5:58 PM

    I've got to remember this one to share at the office next week!!!

    BTW, I finally got off my "duff" and debuted my "Over The Top" award ... thank you again sooooo much!

    Happy Friday, sweetie!

    Myra

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  7. Marty@A Stroll Thru LifeOctober 2, 2009 at 7:46 PM

    This is so cute and so fun. I think we are all too curious sometimes. lol Also, if you would like to come to the next Az. Bloggers lunch, please email me at astrollthrulife@gmail.com Hugs, Marty

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  8. christy roseOctober 2, 2009 at 8:26 PM

    LOL Really Hard! That was so funny!

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  9. Cheesemakin' MammaOctober 2, 2009 at 8:40 PM

    Ha, Ha!

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  10. Debbie PetrasOctober 3, 2009 at 1:38 AM

    Ha, ha. That is funny Mary.

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  11. Kathleen October 3, 2009 at 9:20 AM

    Crack up!

    Nothing like a bit of humor to put it all into perspective.

    Blessings,
    Kathleen

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