I vote for more purses, toothbrushes, cups, storybooks, and Halloween costumes that feature Abigail of the Old Testament. She is a heroin worthy to emulate, in my opinion, even more than Cinderella. Once upon a time, there was a kind woman by the name of Abigail who lived with a surly man who liked to drink a lot and have parties. One time, King David and his army were very hungry and entered the surly man’s homestead and asked if they could come to his barbecue. The king had a right to ask because he and his men protected the homestead’s boundary lines. The surly man said “No. Get off my property.” The King had a temper and became offended. Surly drunk + spiteful King = War In the meantime, Abigail heard about the situation and spent hours baking cinnamon rolls for the King and his army. She dismounted from her horse and presented the King with her peace offering. She bowed low and greeted the King and asked his forgi...
Oh my! That would so be my luck!
ReplyDeleteOh no!!!
ReplyDeleteThanks for that laugh♥
SCARY!!
ReplyDeleteThanks for being you. Hope you are doing well. Blessings, andrea
That is too funny. I needed a good laugh Mary; right on time. Thanks!!!
ReplyDeleteUh oh...I'm sure that hurt! Ha! I hope you're doing well and have a great weekend!
ReplyDeleteoh Mary! Thats funny :)......can you even imagine LOL
ReplyDeleteHave a blessed holiday weekend
Love you
That's why we should never attempt to be like Leo DiCaprio and Kate Winslett from their scene at "Titanic"...
ReplyDeleteThanks for this! Praying for a restful weekend for you and may God protect you, guide you, comfort you and your family...Love you in Christ. See you on Spiritual Sunday?
Oh my friend you always have the best stuff. That is too funny.
ReplyDeleteLove you my friend and Have a great weekend.
Kim
Ouch!
ReplyDeleteI hope you have a lovely holiday weekend, Mary. No doubt you're loving the cooler climate up your way. We are so-o-o-o ready for October!
Blessings, hugs & prayers,
Kathleen
Oh that's funny! poor dear. too cute!
ReplyDeleteWoo Hoo, funny.
ReplyDeleteLove it, Mary! Might we caption it, "Reality ... bites!"
ReplyDeleteThat is funny!!.....I'm glad to hear you are getting a lot of rain. Ours has stopped for a while. However, they are promising more. Yes, we have eaten at Chick-Fil-A and we like it. The founder is a well known Christian. The Associate Minister from my last church went back to Indiana and opened a Chick-Fil-A. He has been quite successful and now owns more than one. Edward Fudge does not know who wrote Hebrews.
ReplyDeleteO boy! That looks scary! :)
ReplyDeleteLove ya.
Oh MY! LOL So funny!
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