A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem they had never before shared with anyone, not even each other. The Groom-to-be, overcoming his fear, decided to ask his father for advice. "Father," he said, "I am deeply concerned about the success of my marriage." His father replied, "Don't you love this girl?" "Oh yes, very much," he said," but you see, I have very smelly feet, and I'm afraid that my fiancé will be put off by them." "No problem," said dad, "all you have to do is wash your feet as often as possible, and always wear socks, even to bed." Well, to him this seemed a workable solution. The bride-to-be, overcoming her fear, decided to take her problem up with her mom." Mom," she said, "When I wake up in the morning my breath is truly awful." "Honey," her mother consoled, "everyone has
Oh my Mary. I laughed so hard when I read that license plate. I wouldn't pass her, that's for sure. I love you dear friend. You always make me smile. Always. Have a a great Friday.
ReplyDeleteHugs, lots of them,
Alleluiabelle
Fair warning, I'd say. I love to go in gift shops and read the bumper stickers and shirts. I don't ever buy - I just laugh. I would put this one, if anything: Jesus Loves You (but I'm his favorite) Makes me smile.
ReplyDeleteToo cute. What a blessing after a long week...thank you, andrea
ReplyDeleteOh that is too funny. I wouldn't pass her! LOL.
ReplyDeleteDid you link up? I just happen to stop by and see your smiling face and saw this funny. I'll go check and if not I can link to this for you!
Love coming here and seeing your smiling face at the top of your blog.
Blessings,
Kim
Love the pic at the top of your blog! And laughed at the plate...Hilarious!
ReplyDeleteThis is so funny! What a great way to end the week: laughing! :)
ReplyDeleteI have something to confess to u sister....I always come by ur blog, even if u don't have a new post. Because I just love to see ur smile but what more, ur "Friday Funnies" just make my day, after a long week of all these worldly cares we deal with. That was hilarious! I know prayers work but I won't attempt to pass her up either. Seen those ads that milk cures it? I would love to offer her some milk...HAHAHA...Thank u for this post. Love u sister-Rosel
ReplyDeleteOMGOSH! No, I don't think I would. I'd drive WAY behind her!
ReplyDeleteToo funny, Mary!
Oh, no...I wouldn't pass her either! Too funny and I'm so thankful those days are over for me...my family is too! LOL!
ReplyDeleteHappy Friday!
Oh, no - I'd back off and not get anywhere close to her vehicle. At least, she provided a warning - a very kind gesture, I think. LOL
ReplyDeleteCracked me up!!!!
ReplyDeleteThere are definitely some good things about being a "senior", and NOT having PMS is one of them. Come to think of it, THAT license plate could have been mine 30 years ago!
Be blessed!
Kathleen
If that had been an Oklahoma plate I would have bet my daughter was driving it!!! Every day on her way home she calls me to complain about all the drivers in the city!
ReplyDeleteOh, that is so funny! And no, I wouldn't pass her. I do believe if that were my plate, I'd try to send it back and get another. Thanks for making me smile today.
ReplyDeleteAndrea
Oh what a hoot! I wouldn't pass her! LOL! Hmmmm... wonder if that tag is taken here in FL. *g*
ReplyDeleteHave a JESUS-filled day! ^i^
Can't let the weekend go by w/out telling u to have a great one! Thanks 4 ur funny comment...Ur hubby knew it well that ur nice "smile" will hide the "ineptness w/ur pc knowledge?"U make me laugh every time...Sister, ur blog is great, the way it is! Our "ineptness" God turns to masterpieces! Keep smiling...Love & prayers...
ReplyDeleteBwahahahaha! I would just give her the road!
ReplyDeleteThanks for your sweet comment on my post today. Meant the world to me.
LOL! Too funny!
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