I vote for more purses, toothbrushes, cups, storybooks, and Halloween costumes that feature Abigail of the Old Testament. She is a heroin worthy to emulate, in my opinion, even more than Cinderella. Once upon a time, there was a kind woman by the name of Abigail who lived with a surly man who liked to drink a lot and have parties. One time, King David and his army were very hungry and entered the surly man’s homestead and asked if they could come to his barbecue. The king had a right to ask because he and his men protected the homestead’s boundary lines. The surly man said “No. Get off my property.” The King had a temper and became offended. Surly drunk + spiteful King = War In the meantime, Abigail heard about the situation and spent hours baking cinnamon rolls for the King and his army. She dismounted from her horse and presented the King with her peace offering. She bowed low and greeted the King and asked his forgi...
Oh I wish I couldn't relate to that so much. LOL!
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Kim
Really a funny one!
ReplyDeleteMy grandson calls me Nana... Children here call their grandmothers "Lola" but he couldn't say the L yet, so the name "Nana" has stuck. And I love it!
Have a fun filled weekend!
Love
Lidj
LOL, it's working for me, as well! Thanks ever so for starting my day with a merry heart!
ReplyDeleteHave a JESUS-filled day! ^i^
Funny,..love it.
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-LazyonLoblolly
HA! You crack me up! I love these Friday funnies... somehow by Friday, I always seem to need a good laugh! :)
ReplyDeleteI love "Maxine!" This is a good one! I guess we have something in common.
ReplyDeleteHave a great weekend sister and God bless you and protect you always. Thank you for your prayers and keeping you in mine! Love to you!
Have a blessed week end!
ReplyDeleteI posted something today. Good to be back but not sure i can post as often as i would before due to work.
How funny! And I loved all of the beautiful pictures that you posted below too!
ReplyDeleteBig Fat Mama
Very cute Mary! I love to read your Friday funnies. It's good to be able to laugh.
ReplyDeleteLove you,
Debbie
ha, very funny, lol
ReplyDeleteHaw haw! Now that's my kind of 'low-fat.' Thanks for the laugh!
ReplyDeleteOh that's good!
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