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Maxine and I are keeping with the theme of Autumn today. We wish you all a fun-filled fall day! Kim hosts Friday Funnies; be sure to stop by!

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  1. Kim @ Homesteader's HeartOctober 22, 2010 at 6:21 AM

    Oh I wish I couldn't relate to that so much. LOL!
    Have a great weekend my friend.
    Kim

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  2. Crown of BeautyOctober 22, 2010 at 7:32 AM

    Really a funny one!

    My grandson calls me Nana... Children here call their grandmothers "Lola" but he couldn't say the L yet, so the name "Nana" has stuck. And I love it!

    Have a fun filled weekend!

    Love
    Lidj

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  3. SophieMaeOctober 22, 2010 at 7:39 AM

    LOL, it's working for me, as well! Thanks ever so for starting my day with a merry heart!

    Have a JESUS-filled day! ^i^

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  4. AnonymousOctober 22, 2010 at 9:27 AM

    Funny,..love it.
    -Jo
    -LazyonLoblolly

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  5. http://bitsandpieces-sonja.blogspot.com/October 22, 2010 at 12:22 PM

    HA! You crack me up! I love these Friday funnies... somehow by Friday, I always seem to need a good laugh! :)

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  6. rcubesOctober 22, 2010 at 4:14 PM

    I love "Maxine!" This is a good one! I guess we have something in common.

    Have a great weekend sister and God bless you and protect you always. Thank you for your prayers and keeping you in mine! Love to you!

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  7. SilverOctober 22, 2010 at 5:30 PM

    Have a blessed week end!

    I posted something today. Good to be back but not sure i can post as often as i would before due to work.

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  8. Cooking Up FaithOctober 22, 2010 at 7:46 PM

    How funny! And I loved all of the beautiful pictures that you posted below too!
    Big Fat Mama

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  9. Debbie PetrasOctober 23, 2010 at 12:17 AM

    Very cute Mary! I love to read your Friday funnies. It's good to be able to laugh.

    Love you,
    Debbie

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  10. DeniseOctober 23, 2010 at 2:50 AM

    ha, very funny, lol

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  11. Deborah AnnOctober 25, 2010 at 2:39 PM

    Haw haw! Now that's my kind of 'low-fat.' Thanks for the laugh!

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  12. LisaShawOctober 25, 2010 at 3:00 PM

    Oh that's good!

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