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Thank you, Kim, for hosting Friday Funnies, a great place to find health and humor and not take this life too seriously (it's not permanent, you know!)

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  1. Kim @ Homesteader's HeartNovember 20, 2009 at 7:29 AM

    OH my goodness! I am so LAUGHING OUT LOUD! That was hilarious!!!!!!
    You have the best jokes my friend. Thank you so much for that one!!
    Love you and have a great Thanksgiving!!!
    Hugs
    Kim

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  2. DeniseNovember 20, 2009 at 7:32 AM

    You always make me smile, lol

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  3. JoyfullNovember 20, 2009 at 7:38 AM

    LOL! Love it!! Don't mess with Granny!

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  4. LorenNovember 20, 2009 at 7:58 AM

    Oh My goodness and I sooooo laughing out loud as welll.....that was great!!! I agree with Kim you have the BEST jokes!!

    Happy Friday my sweet friend

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  5. christy roseNovember 20, 2009 at 8:43 AM

    Where is the world do you find these things?? So funny!!!

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  6. RCUBEsNovember 20, 2009 at 9:53 AM

    Love coming here every Fridays!!! Yours is the BEST! Laughing so hard here that this "80" yr. old woman [ME], herself, almost lost her dentures! I wonder if those attorneys moved to the county where I work now? hmmm...
    But that judge must said, "Na...na..." out of fear!

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  7. JackieNovember 20, 2009 at 10:30 AM

    Cracked me up.....LOL, LOL!!

    Praying for you and yours!

    Love and Sweet Blessings!
    Jackie

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  8. Heart2HeartNovember 20, 2009 at 11:39 AM

    I saw this yesterday and had one good laugh. Glad you picked it up and posted it. Next time, they'll think twice about asking her any questions.

    Love and Hugs ~ Kat

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  9. MaryNovember 20, 2009 at 1:06 PM

    ROFL!!! That is so funny...I love it!

    Have a wonderful Friday!

    Mary

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  10. elaine @ peace for the journeyNovember 22, 2009 at 3:52 PM

    Go granny! Love it. Thanks for making my smile this day. Hope you received your ornament safely. Blessings and peace to you this Thanksgiving week.

    ~elaine

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  11. SilverNovember 24, 2009 at 8:59 PM

    Always love my visits here. Thks for the laugh!

    ~Silver

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  12. AlleluiabelleNovember 25, 2009 at 4:12 PM

    Sweet Friend,

    I popped in to say "Have a wonderful Thanksgiving" and that I love you dear friend. May love, peace, comfort, joy and so much more bless you and your family tomorrow and throughout the many days ahead.

    Many prayers & {{{Hugs}}},
    Alleluiabelle

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  13. rcubesNovember 25, 2009 at 4:49 PM

    Like sis Abelle, remembering you on this special holiday because I'm thankful for your friendship! and being a prayer buddy! To God be the glory for bringing us all, blogging friends and having that unity that comes from His love. Sister, enjoy that turkey and all the stuffing and sides and pumpkin pie? Yumm...We'll have coffee later :) Love you sis Mary! I hope that your daughter is pretty much well healed now! What a joy to have her be healed in time for her to enjoy this special time with you...Enjoy your "pumpkin" too [Susanna]...God bless you all abundantly!

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  14. Precious GemsNovember 26, 2009 at 1:15 PM

    Happy Thanksgiving and may God bless you abundantly :)

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  15. Apron SenoritaNovember 26, 2009 at 5:04 PM

    Hi sweet friend,
    I wanted to personally drop by to see you today and wish you a Happy Thanksgiving. I hope your day is going well.

    I am thankful for your friendship and words of wisdom we share through blogging!

    Yoli :)

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  16. Debbie PetrasNovember 27, 2009 at 1:25 AM

    I just wanted to stop by and wish you a happy Thanksgiving.

    Love,
    Debbie

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