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A couple who were both 98 years old and were lovers since high school filed today for divorce. When asked why they waited so long to get divorced, they said they wanted to wait until all the children were dead. Jay Leno

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  1. Pom PomNovember 13, 2009 at 6:44 AM

    Have a happy day with encouraging bouts of laughter, friend!

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  2. RCUBEsNovember 13, 2009 at 6:53 AM

    Have a safe trip sis Mary. And you're here still sending us "funny" things to brighten our day. May your daughter feel better in no time. And I'm sure that the little gbaby would have so much fun to see her smiling and loving grandma! Have a wonderful week and God bless.

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  3. AndreaNovember 13, 2009 at 7:26 AM

    Have fun spoiling sweet susanna! and take special care of your daughter. I am praying for complete healing, restoration, comfort, and peace. I am also praying GOD will protect you from any flu or contagious germs floating around.
    BLessings, hugs, and prayers, andrea

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  4. christy roseNovember 13, 2009 at 9:23 AM

    Your friday funnies are always the best Mary!! :)

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  5. JackieNovember 13, 2009 at 10:21 AM

    So funny!!!! LOL, LOL, LOL!

    Praying for you and yours!! He is Faithful!

    Sweet Blessings!
    Jackie

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  6. Heart2HeartNovember 13, 2009 at 10:27 AM

    Well that is saying something about the parents. Glad that you made it home safe and sound.

    Love and Hugs ~ Kat

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  7. MaryNovember 13, 2009 at 12:12 PM

    LOL...LOL...LOL!!!!!!! Love it!

    Sounds like you're visiting a daughter and a granddaughter? I pray all is well, and you come back safely.

    Blessings,
    Mary

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  8. Kim @ Homesteader's HeartNovember 13, 2009 at 1:17 PM

    Oh I love you my friend.
    Happy Friday to you!

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  9. DeniseNovember 13, 2009 at 1:46 PM

    Thanks for the smile, lol

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  10. LisaShawNovember 13, 2009 at 5:29 PM

    Had you on my heart. Praying for you and sending my love to you.

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  11. Kathleen November 14, 2009 at 4:07 PM

    Glad to see you're still smiling, Mary. It's fun to grab a dose of your funnies on Friday.

    Blessings,
    Kathleen

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