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Friday Funnies

I'm linking up with Kim today at Homesteader's Heart to offer our online buddies some humor! Be sure to stop by and laugh a little today.


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  1. MarshaSeptember 4, 2009 at 9:42 AM

    Oh my! That would so be my luck!

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  2. SusanSeptember 4, 2009 at 9:48 AM

    Oh no!!!

    Thanks for that laugh♥

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  3. AndreaSeptember 4, 2009 at 10:41 AM

    SCARY!!

    Thanks for being you. Hope you are doing well. Blessings, andrea

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  4. Debbie PetrasSeptember 4, 2009 at 10:48 AM

    That is too funny. I needed a good laugh Mary; right on time. Thanks!!!

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  5. BrookeSeptember 4, 2009 at 10:49 AM

    Uh oh...I'm sure that hurt! Ha! I hope you're doing well and have a great weekend!

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  6. LorenSeptember 4, 2009 at 1:03 PM

    oh Mary! Thats funny :)......can you even imagine LOL

    Have a blessed holiday weekend

    Love you

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  7. rcubesSeptember 4, 2009 at 1:05 PM

    That's why we should never attempt to be like Leo DiCaprio and Kate Winslett from their scene at "Titanic"...

    Thanks for this! Praying for a restful weekend for you and may God protect you, guide you, comfort you and your family...Love you in Christ. See you on Spiritual Sunday?

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  8. Kim @ Homesteader's HeartSeptember 4, 2009 at 1:23 PM

    Oh my friend you always have the best stuff. That is too funny.
    Love you my friend and Have a great weekend.
    Kim

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  9. Kathleen September 4, 2009 at 3:45 PM

    Ouch!

    I hope you have a lovely holiday weekend, Mary. No doubt you're loving the cooler climate up your way. We are so-o-o-o ready for October!

    Blessings, hugs & prayers,
    Kathleen

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  10. DonettaSeptember 4, 2009 at 5:14 PM

    Oh that's funny! poor dear. too cute!

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  11. DeniseSeptember 4, 2009 at 6:39 PM

    Woo Hoo, funny.

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  12. Mevely317September 4, 2009 at 8:07 PM

    Love it, Mary! Might we caption it, "Reality ... bites!"

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  13. Musings of A MinisterSeptember 5, 2009 at 5:57 PM

    That is funny!!.....I'm glad to hear you are getting a lot of rain. Ours has stopped for a while. However, they are promising more. Yes, we have eaten at Chick-Fil-A and we like it. The founder is a well known Christian. The Associate Minister from my last church went back to Indiana and opened a Chick-Fil-A. He has been quite successful and now owns more than one. Edward Fudge does not know who wrote Hebrews.

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  14. LisaShawSeptember 6, 2009 at 6:13 PM

    O boy! That looks scary! :)

    Love ya.

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  15. christy roseSeptember 7, 2009 at 10:23 PM

    Oh MY! LOL So funny!

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