I always wished I could do things with my mom like shop in the mall, share makeup secrets or go to the movies and watch romantic comedies. My wish never materialized. My mama behaved like a tomboy. She loved baseball and pitched with a strong right arm. She could care less about the latest fashion or the latest movies featured on the big screen. She never polished her fingernails. One day after elementary school, I walked into the house to find my mom all dolled up in front of the bathroom mirror, foundation crème, powder, eyebrow pencil and rouge all over the counter sink. “Who are you?” I asked, thrilled to see my mama putting on the Ritz. Makeup in place and blotted, she immediately took it off. “I don’t like the way it feels,” she exclaimed. She retired in Arizona and protected her dry lips with a light rose lipstick, the color of natural lips, a step above ChapStick. She wore it a few tim...
Oh! I love the first one...dork! LOL
ReplyDeleteOh my! Too funny..
ReplyDeleteHappy Friday my sweet friend.
Kim
The first one is awesome!:)LOL
ReplyDeleteHow cute. I love them both. Hope you have a super Friday. Hugs, Marty
ReplyDeleteLOL... That cell phone is so funny! I really enjoyed myself yesterday at Gooseberries. It was so wonderful meeting you in person!
ReplyDeleteLove...Michele
I still see a lot of people driving and using their cell despite the ban with using it while driving. I can relate to #2 pic. But both are funny!
ReplyDeleteHave a great weekend sister Mary! God bless you and your family. Love and prayers always.
Mary,
ReplyDeleteThese are great!! I am afraid #2 is close to accurate anymore....help us all ;)
Yesterday on my facebook status I put a true funny:
A man and wife were checking in for her radiaion treatment and her husband says to the receptionist
"Here for the glow in the dark treatment" hahaha I thought it was soooo cute!
Please find me on Facebook ok
Loren Woods McGhee
Love you Mary~ standing with you praying and coming in agreement for Victory in Jesus for your family!!!!! I love you soooo much
Mary,
ReplyDeleteThis are toooo cute!
I am sending lots of love and prayers from the Outer Banks of NC where I am looking at the ocean as I type!
Andrea
Both of these are very funny Mary!
ReplyDeleteFunny!!! Love them both!!
ReplyDeleteMary, you have a great sense of humor. Love it. I'm gld to see that you got home safely. Loved, loved, loved ...meeting you.
ReplyDeleteSo funny. Thanks for the laugh,
ReplyDeleteHugs,
Charlotte