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Friday Funnies


Today is Friday and it's time to laugh! Thank you, Kim, from Homesteader's Heart, for hosting Friday Funnies. Be sure to check out more humor there. Have a fun day everyone!










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  1. Kathy C.July 24, 2009 at 6:47 AM

    Oh! I love the first one...dork! LOL

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  2. Kim @ Homesteader's HeartJuly 24, 2009 at 6:55 AM

    Oh my! Too funny..
    Happy Friday my sweet friend.
    Kim

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  3. Mel at Adventures of MelJuly 24, 2009 at 7:15 AM

    The first one is awesome!:)LOL

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  4. Marty@A Stroll Thru LifeJuly 24, 2009 at 7:37 AM

    How cute. I love them both. Hope you have a super Friday. Hugs, Marty

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  5. Michele WilliamsJuly 24, 2009 at 7:53 AM

    LOL... That cell phone is so funny! I really enjoyed myself yesterday at Gooseberries. It was so wonderful meeting you in person!

    Love...Michele

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  6. rcubesJuly 24, 2009 at 7:54 AM

    I still see a lot of people driving and using their cell despite the ban with using it while driving. I can relate to #2 pic. But both are funny!

    Have a great weekend sister Mary! God bless you and your family. Love and prayers always.

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  7. LorenJuly 24, 2009 at 8:30 AM

    Mary,

    These are great!! I am afraid #2 is close to accurate anymore....help us all ;)

    Yesterday on my facebook status I put a true funny:
    A man and wife were checking in for her radiaion treatment and her husband says to the receptionist
    "Here for the glow in the dark treatment" hahaha I thought it was soooo cute!
    Please find me on Facebook ok
    Loren Woods McGhee

    Love you Mary~ standing with you praying and coming in agreement for Victory in Jesus for your family!!!!! I love you soooo much

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  8. AndreaJuly 24, 2009 at 11:00 AM

    Mary,
    This are toooo cute!
    I am sending lots of love and prayers from the Outer Banks of NC where I am looking at the ocean as I type!
    Andrea

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  9. christy roseJuly 24, 2009 at 12:19 PM

    Both of these are very funny Mary!

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  10. AnonymousJuly 24, 2009 at 12:24 PM

    Funny!!! Love them both!!

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  11. Debbie PetrasJuly 25, 2009 at 8:08 AM

    Mary, you have a great sense of humor. Love it. I'm gld to see that you got home safely. Loved, loved, loved ...meeting you.

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  12. CharlotteJuly 25, 2009 at 11:31 AM

    So funny. Thanks for the laugh,
    Hugs,
    Charlotte

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