I always wished I could do things with my mom like shop in the mall, share makeup secrets or go to the movies and watch romantic comedies. My wish never materialized. My mama behaved like a tomboy. She loved baseball and pitched with a strong right arm. She could care less about the latest fashion or the latest movies featured on the big screen. She never polished her fingernails. One day after elementary school, I walked into the house to find my mom all dolled up in front of the bathroom mirror, foundation crème, powder, eyebrow pencil and rouge all over the counter sink. “Who are you?” I asked, thrilled to see my mama putting on the Ritz. Makeup in place and blotted, she immediately took it off. “I don’t like the way it feels,” she exclaimed. She retired in Arizona and protected her dry lips with a light rose lipstick, the color of natural lips, a step above ChapStick. She wore it a few tim...
This is hilarious. Love the picture. Thanks so much for your sweet birthday wishes. I really appreciate it. Hugs, Marty
ReplyDeleteLuv this!!! lol!!!
ReplyDeleteHugs!!
I love this and you did make me roar with laughter my smiling friend. :D
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Alleluiabelle
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I AM BUSTING AT THE SEAMS LAUGHING OVER THIS! I LOVE IT!!!! OH MY GOODNESS!!!!
ReplyDeleteThank you my friend for adding laughter to this WAY TO SERIOUS MORNING!!!
I love you darlin' I'm praying for you and the family.
P.S. I have to share your post on my twitter! This is just too good!
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Found this because of Lisa's Twitter post..
toooo funny! bahahahaha
ReplyDeleteHappy Friday Mary
Love you
LOL, that's a hoot and a half! Thanks ever so for the much needed laugh.
ReplyDeleteHave a JESUS-filled day! ^i^
Love it!!! I needed a good laugh.
ReplyDeletelol, That IS cute.
ReplyDeleteFunny! I surely need it today! Please pray for this 90 yr. old's aches and pains. God bless you sister Mary and take good care of yourself! Love you in Christ.
ReplyDeleteHahaha! Love the photo!
ReplyDeleteOh that is funny right there! LOL! I always look forward to coming over here and laughing on Friday!
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Kim
I'm another one who is hooked on your Friday Funnies!! This is hilarious! That neat long line of dogs waiting!:)
ReplyDeleteHahaha...loved this one. So did my dog! ;-)
ReplyDeleteFunny! Love it!
ReplyDeleteI love it, lol
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