Don't talk to my parrot!
Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called in a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check".'
"Oh, by the way don't worry about my dog Spike. He won't bother you.
But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!"
But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!"
"I MUST STRESS TO YOU: DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"
When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking dog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work. The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, 'Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!' To which the parrot replied,
'Get him Spike!' See - Men just don't listen!
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I joined you in Friday Funnies today. I love smiling- smiling's my favorite! (From "Elf"- one of my fave movies)
ReplyDeleteThis is just too funny. Thanks for the laugh. Hugs, Marty
ReplyDeleteOh that's just too funny my friend. I love it!!! Giggles all around here! LOL
ReplyDeleteHappy Friday!!
OUCH! That is funny, but I still think the funniest part is that "men don't listen"! So true!
ReplyDeleteHappy Friday!
Mary
You always brighten my day.
ReplyDeleteI need a parrot...lol!
Blessings, andrea
This is tooo cute Mary :)
ReplyDeleteThey don't listen do they hee hee
Love you and Happy Friday :)
LOL....I'm always antsy everytime it''s Friday, waiting always to what you'd post...You never disappoint sister!!! Enjoy your weekend and God bless you and your family! Love you sister Mary!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the funnies!
ReplyDeleteSweet Blessings!
Jackie
I agree with Elf. Smiling is my favorite. Thanks for the smile!
ReplyDeletelol, that was funny.
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