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Friday Funnies...on Saturday!

Kim at homesteadersheart.blogspot.com is hosting Friday Funnies on Saturday this week. Now that’s funny right there! She was on a hiatus yesterday but cared enough about us to spread cheer on this Saturday. Here’s my contribution:


Five Best Things to Say If You Get Caught Sleeping at Your Desk


Number 5
They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.

Number 4
This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time-management course you sent me to.

Number 3
Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-out. You probably got here just in time!

Number 2
Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?

Number1
This is my all-time favorite: best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk:

Raising your head slowly,
…in Jesus’ name, Amen.



Comments

  1. Pretty sharp! I think I'd sputter, if even I could do that.

    Isn't humor wonderful?!

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  2. I love those. They are too funny. My favorite is the saying Amen one! LOL.
    Thanks for coming back today and linking up my friend.
    Blessings to you!!
    Kim

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  3. Always be prepared to give an answer! LOL

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  4. You are so funny. :-) After working as Secretary in County Government for almost 30 years, these are great. I especially like the Number 1 - Raising your head slowly,...in Jesus name, Amen.

    Hugs & Blessings my dear friend,
    Alleluiabelle

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  5. That is great!! Have a blessed weekend!!

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  6. I love those answers! I too would rather laugh through life than cry... We would have a lot of fun at a retreat! LOL... I'm so glad to meet someone else from AZ.... Maybe one day we will meet... that would be fun!

    Blessings....

    Beelieve You Can!
    Psalm 18:29

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  7. They were all wonderful Thanks for the smile on my face. Have a great week.

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  8. I love it! Especially the last one! I hope you have a blessed Sunday!

    Andrea

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  9. Thanks for an uplift after a difficult day. andrea

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  10. The last one is my favorite. They're all funny though. Thanks.

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